Please remove me from your subscriber list. Not the real subscriber list, rather the one that includes people who haven't actually subscribed. No offense to your cartoons. I'm sure they're great, I just never open your emails. Until today, of course.
It's kind of like this email I'm sending to you now. Do you really have time to read all this? Probably not. Now imagine me sending you an email like this every day. Would you really want, or have time to read it?
Not that I wouldn't enjoy sending you daily emails. I can see how this one-sided relationship could be somewhat cathartic. I could just ramble on about my daily struggles, my political views, what kind of hair day I'm having...It would be better than writing in a diary, because I would be sharing it with you. Well, I guess it wouldn't actually be sharing, since I'm not the least bit interested in what you have to say. It would be a one-sided relationship, and I think we can both agree that that's the best kind. Anyhoo, I have your email, sooo, I'll be in touch tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after that...
P.S. Since you helped yourself to my email address, I went ahead and gave myself permission to use an image from your site. You don't mind do you?
sent from my iPad as well as my heart